Top Mount

Where you get your sexual partner on their hands and knees and straddle them from behind, then proceed to place your right hand on the left breast and your left hand on the breast.
bro- how did your date go last night?
Bro- it went well, We went back to my place and i got that bitch in TOP MOUNT
by C-Raig69 June 02, 2024
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Why you on my top

When someone won't leave you alone and keeps disrespecting you in a way. So, you respond with why you on my top.
"Random dude, your haircut looks good it's just the front taper of doom"
"Me why you on my top"
by It gets to a point December 13, 2024
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Muffin top Monday

When you have alot of fluff in the waist and your pants are too tight
by Warcat March 17, 2020
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A Lil Off The Top

1. A sentence that you say to you're barber if you want a little bit off the top.
2. A sentence that you say to you're barber, but you know what we will do to you're hair. He gon' fuck it.
3. A sentence that will mean that you're barber will fuck you up.
'Yo dawg, can you do a lil off the top. My hairline got to be straight. Don't fuck it up!'
by LittleHat35 December 15, 2024
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Top Tier Titties

Boobs that are the best of the best. Shape and size are immaculate. The kind you brag to your boys about, tell your son when he gets older, and ask Santa Clause to bring you for Christmas.
Dude 1: What'd you think of Jenna, she have a nice personality? Dude 2: A great personality but I think she might be bi-polar Dude 1: You're not talking bout.. Dude 2: Yep. Top Tier Titties bro, triple threat, TTT's Dude 1: My man! That's boys.
by Seanul April 09, 2022
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Wikipedia On Top

Wikipedia is on top and 100% best pvper in Minecraft!! 100% legit NO scam!
damn, Wikipedia On Top
by Wikipedi_aa January 11, 2021
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Top Goblin

Someone who gives too agressive oral sex, including putting balls in their mouth. They will do anything to give head.
A went to take a shit and she swooped in. Becky is such a Top Goblin.
by KweefGurl April 15, 2022
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