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pants beer

The act of pouring beer down ones pants and yelling "pants beer" either before, during, and/or after the act. The act became popular in late-2023 among college campuses and on social media especially on the Instagram account oldrowofficial. The act has been controversial and many have suggested that it is a form of alcohol abuse. The overwhelming majority of commentors to social media seem to agree that the act is stupid as it wastes beer, does not increase ones intoxication level, creates the illusion of one pissing ones pants, and leads to wet and often frigid testicles.
Pants beer! Pants Beer! Pants Beer!

Wow look at that idiot pants beering.
by roddy- December 12, 2023
mugGet the pants beermug.

Pants

That’s pants means that’s shit, that’s crap, that’s naff. British slang adjective
His car is pants
by Hay balls July 13, 2020
mugGet the Pantsmug.

blue pants

When you have blue pants and you have a flip phone in your red pants and you ate your sussy pink pants no cap
by Not sussy Baka May 26, 2021
mugGet the blue pantsmug.

no-pants man

what dream calls badboyhalo in “Minecraft Speedrunner VS 4 Hunters” when he says he doesn’t have pants
C’MERE NO-PANTS MAN
by cloud.gnf February 4, 2022
mugGet the no-pants manmug.

ghost pants

the feeling of a phone vibrating in your pocket when it either did not vibrate or your phone is not in your pocket.
Guys I have ghost pants again.
by bobertingham October 21, 2015
mugGet the ghost pantsmug.

Pants Crouton

A small piece of dried, crispy feces stuck in between the ass-cheeks. A consequence of a sub-par wipe.
"This morning I woke up with two Pants Croutons in my ass, and boy oh boy was that uncomfortable."
by josmont October 23, 2015
mugGet the Pants Croutonmug.

goofy pants

(adj) a slang term for homosexual
by zbob December 23, 2003
mugGet the goofy pantsmug.

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