Michael

Michael is a beautiful bean.
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Michael

the coolest and awesomest person in the world
“hey do you know Michael?”

oh yeah! He’s the coolest person ever, right?”
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Michael

Person 1: michael is a twat
Person 2: yes
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Michael

A baby ass bih, one who never leaves his dorm.
Dude: Hey man, you know that guy who never leaves his dorm?
Bro: Yeah dude! Hes such a Michael. Total opposite of a true G.
Dude: Yeah man, hes really not a real one he doesn't put a hunnet into life.
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Michael

My world the best ass face and beautiful husband ever
I love you Michael
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Michael

My world, the best ass face, my beautiful husband and the best ever
I love you Michael
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Michael

The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, somewhat cocky and of a high tax bracket. Extremely good looking and is liked by everyone, unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Proud of who he is and what his tax bracket can do. Tries to help people unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Has pretty eyes that shine just like his high tax bracket. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend, unless they're of a lower tax bracket. Is an all around amazing guy (if you are of a high tax bracket).
Pleb: I saw Michael today, but he didn't see me.
Pleb's friend: Evidently, you are of a lower tax bracket.
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