michael bortolussi

Michael Bortolussi (noun): A revolutionary, highly sought-after gadget for bedroom shenanigans, combining cutting-edge technology with just the right amount of mystery and pizzazz. Known for its sleek design, unexpected features, and a tendency to spark uncontrollable erections mid-use, the Michael Bortolussi has become the ultimate toy and the pièce de résistance of any adventurous evening. Warning: Side effects may include excessive erections, questionable decision-making, and the occasional "kill me now" moment.

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by Michael bortolussi lover 99 January 15, 2025

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Michael is best. I love Michael. Michael is actually the best person in the world.

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Michael bortolussi

Michael bortolussi is a type of sexual toy inserted anally. It’s used primarily on a sex swing between a lesbian couple. It’s similar to a so called “strap on”

Hey baby are we gonna use the Michael bortolussi tonight?

by Michael bortolussi lover 99 December 17, 2024

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