two-second fight

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds

An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021

2-second fight

Alternative spelling of two-second fight

An idiot picked a street fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a 2-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021

guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted

the term used to break up any argument between friends or siblings.

2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*

by stankorb March 16, 2021

fireza from dargo boul fighteresz

My friend plays as frieza in dargon bowel fighterz and he is good wwith him imve neva seen dargobowel but the gam be gud he be a mean lad

Me: ASDGHGSVGFGHDSJJHBDFGDHSJHFDGBSH NOIT UIGLBFHODSFBJO
friend : heee heeee heeee im using fireza from dargo boul fighteresz

by jimbo'slastchickennugget May 9, 2021

Hop On Fightin Game

This phrase is used in the context of willingness to watch gay scat midget porn.

"Hey, wanna hop on fightin game?"
"Dude, you're so fucking gay, can you shut the fuck up?"

by IDontReallyLikeRogueLineage May 17, 2021

reverse stage fright

When you are so afraid of others noticing your stage fright while peeing, you just pee freely.

I usually get stage fright in the office men’s room, but the CEO was next to me so I got reverse stage fright. I didn’t want him to notice I was not peeing and think I was a freak.

by Cliff2003 August 18, 2021

The Spider-Man flight suit

When you are participating in a MMF ménage à trois and both men position themselves ither side of the woman’s shoulders and perform their ejaculate upon climax directly into said woman’s armpits. To then which the woman presses her elbows to her hips and then raising her arms, streaming a spider web like wing span. Known as the SPIDER-MAN FLIGHT SUIT.

So I tried the Spider-Man flight suit, note to self... next time shave my armpits first.

by Baked and fried September 19, 2021