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May 5th

Sam: hey, how are you?

Me: fuck off it’s may 5th
Sam: ok fair enough
by hittheshep May 5, 2022
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24 may

a day when a beautiful and cheerish person born! you will always happy and being grateful. People who born on this day will have a big luck and have a huge success in the future
24 may its my birthday
im born in jakarta, 24 may
by 7ydhe July 31, 2021
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May 13th

The day the birds invaded the US and overthrew the government in 2073, to celebrate, we scream at the top of our lungs until you cannot go any longer.
Friend 1: it’s May 13th today!
Friend 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Chains9 May 12, 2022
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May 24th

1 year anniversary of berenice and brandons totally amazing relationship, SHE SHOULD TOTALLY SEND HIM TITTIE PICS TO CELEBRATE
it's may 24th I wanna show brandon my titties
by Ball2zero May 22, 2022
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10 May 1954

10 May 1954
10 May 1954
by Debskelly1985 August 12, 2023
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May 24th

National grab that cake day. Go out and make sure to get a few smacks in and grab it a lot. Make sure to put your whole hand on it. Make sure to have a hand on that cake while they’re walking.
Make sure to grab your girlfriend’s cake on May 24th!
by Professor Batter May 22, 2020
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May

May is a simp for her crush. She can be selfish and have a bad temper sometimes and she may have bad sides but there are good in her too. She laughs and try's to make people laugh , but often people don't get her jokess.... LOL! She has a few friends, but she wish she had more. She loves pranking and making friends. She doesn't have much hobbies besides from eating, gaming and sleeping... like a discord mod. She gets ready for tiny stuff and cant go out without mascara. She can be a bit crazy but she does get quiet and sad sometimes.. she' a sensitive gal. She loves true crime , especially Eleanor Neale! She's a bit sad though because her fav true crime girl is on a break.. She's in luv with Finn Wolfhard and some other guys ;) She's secretly freaky even though she's just a babyyyy! She's still trying to figure out her music type, she gets most of her songs from tiktok. She wants to be an actor when she grows up and live in New York with a cute dog, cat and other pets in a bougie apartment with her LoVeR!!~~ She loves food especially glazed donuts, fruit, chips, boba and more! She also likes sushi! She eats it everyday at Friday for lunch at her school! Speaking of school, some of her friends at her new school ALBA are Jessy, Tony, Jessica, Onaisar, Sophia, Scarlet , Sam, Jason, Leo and a few more! She's getting more social after she got out of her no life discord antisocial phase :> She's a lazy gal and I'm that lazy gal <3
Random kid from school: "Who's that girl with the mascara?"

Friend: "Oh, that's May, she's new."
by luvmay August 15, 2022
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