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Apple CreamPie

When you partner nails you to a crucifix and proceeds to rectally penetrate you with a toy Buzz lightyear.

(To infinity and beyond)
So a couple weeks ago, my uncle Apple Creampied me when I was asleep.
by Jimmykandra September 17, 2022
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Apple

An amazing and wonderful girl, she is very funny an generous, she knows how to put a smile on most everyone’s face, she is also very hot.
person:have you met apple?
person:yes she is very funny and hot
by peopleperson222 September 19, 2022
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Apple blanket

When someone peels the skin off an apple and eats it.
That fucking idiot really eating the apple blanket?
by Mpact September 23, 2022
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Apple

You know what a fucking apple is you dipshit.
by The Amazing Karnak September 29, 2022
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Apple-24-0001

To which point you can scroll to year one on the Apple Calendar and witness for yourself that 1 A.D. was the longest year ever.
“Have you seen an Apple-24-0001?”
*scrolls all the way up*
HOLY HELL
by CosmicPantom2896 October 9, 2022
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apolyonesia

When one or more people experience memory loss when one or more spirits or deities have been 'at work' helping humanity in extraordinary ways. Esp prevalent to angels and such entities discussed in religious texts and scripts.
• Seeing angels do angel-type shit will cause "apolyonesia" with durations of several hours to several days.
• This effect typically resolves shortly after the triggering entity has departed from the respective spheres of influence. No lasting deficit appears to remain after the departure.
• This effect is the causal (Kawz-Ahl) factor in memory loss experienced by victims of catastrophic events where no logical or scientific explanation exists to account for certain positive outcomes and first person accounts from witnesses & survivors don't exist, I.E., A plane crashes and all onboard are killed except a handful of people, but none of them have memory of the final moments and how they weren't killed.
• Apolyonesia, as a word, was developed from the amnesia-like effect that the Archangel Abaddon/Apolyon observed during his time incarnated on Earth. Noticing that his angelic name had been omitted from all but the most exotic apocrypha & occult literature. Then combined with his observation of amnesia-like deficit noticed after he'd save lives but those saved wouldn't have memory of his heroics or even remember his presence afterward.

see Also: ABADDONESIA
PD Officer: I can't remember anything past seeing the suspect raise a gun and aim at me, sarge.
PD Sergeant: He shot at you 6 times, and you don't remember how you weren't hit by one single bullet?
PD Officer: I don't believe it myself Sarge, it's a miracle! I wish I could see through this "Apolyonesia".

Angel 1: Where were you all day, Arakael? Did you make sure no one is gonna remember you were there?
Angel 2: Yep, I was down there bitch-smackin a cop with my twelve inches of Apolyonesia inducing limp dick!
by FasterAngel R1 October 18, 2022
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Applebee's bro

A dude so broke he takes his date to 2 for $20 at Applebee's and after expects some punani.
An Applebee's bro got mad when she wouldn't give him any after a 2 for $20 date.
by koolmoedee October 20, 2022
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