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Walking pineapple

It means you're an idiot human being who lives in this lonely place called Earth.
by The Lost Mist February 15, 2022
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Drip walk

When you bust a nut inside a girl and she has to run to the bathroom dripping cum
by TwizzyTee February 24, 2022
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Fuck or walk.

To do something or be fired. To do something or leave.

To meet a quota/goal or be fired. To do what you're told or get out.

Usually used as a threat to get something done when all other avenues have failed.
Salesmen 1: During our sales meeting, our manager told us if we didn't make quota for the month, we'd be fired.

Salesmen 2: Yeah, I guess it's fuck or walk.
by Polly Uria. March 4, 2022
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Walking the slippery slug

The act of the man having to get up and go find a cum rag when nobody thought to get one ahead of time. Named as such because there is usually a slug trail from the bed to where the guy finds the necessary absorbent item. Often a t-shirt or towel is the first thing they find.
Ginger forgot to get a cum rag, so Chad had to resort to walking the slippery slug to the hamper to grab a shirt.
by Missouri Weirdo October 18, 2025
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He Walked On Water

He wore starched white shirts buttoned at the neck
And he'd sit in the shade and watch the chickens peck
And his teeth were gone, but what the heck
I thought that he walked on water
Said he was a cowboy when he was young
He could handle a rope and he was good with a gun
And my mama's daddy was his oldest son
And I thought that he walked on water
And if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Well, he tied a cord to the end of a mop
And said, "Son, here's a pony, keep her at a trot"
And I'd ride in circles while he laughed a lot
Then I'd flop down beside him
And he was ninety years old in '63
And I loved him and he loved me
And Lord, I cried the day he died
'Cause I thought that he walked on water
But if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Yeah, I thought that he walked on water
by Gothic Miscreant October 19, 2025
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