Wasabi Friend

A friend that's only good in small amounts, just like the namesake food item. Most people like Wasabi, but none of us wants a gallon of it.

Mike's such a Wasabi Friend - he gets so annoying after like 3 hours. I dunno what it is about him but he just grates on you

by LeTravino June 22, 2011

Best Friend

Someone Who Loves You And Is Always There For You When No One Else Is.

'im glad your my best friend.'

by Sandra_ November 17, 2017

Best Friend

A best friend is a promise not a label

See that girl/boy right there...that’s my best friend

by honesTEA15 February 25, 2019

Bathroom Friend

A friend that you meet while either taking a number 1 or 2 and reminisce about running...and all of the running acomplishment you have achieved over your life.

I was hanging out in the potty with Mr. Hankey when my bathroom friend arrived and we were chatting about our 100 mile run!

by Mr.Radical November 15, 2017

Ryan Friend

When you too lazy to come up with a good excuse

"oh yeah what was his name?" "Ryan?" "oh yeah what was the last name?" "Uh...it was Friend yeah Ryan Friend"

by The Salty Negotiator July 4, 2022

Best Friend

Someone who cares like a mom, scolds like a dad, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother, and loves more than a lover.

Kid 1: oh look, it's my best friend.

Kid 2: oh cool.

by Mrs. McShizzle April 8, 2020

Fortnite Friend

The Fortnite Friend is an online phenomenon in which a discord mod gets you to send him shit pics. This can be exchanged for v bucks or the battle pass. The shit must be looking like tru moo or baby food in order for the mod to except.

“Tom found a fortnite friend the other day”

The Fortnite friend is a discord mod obsessed with shit”

by MeHaveAids December 18, 2021