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Trendy Fuck

An insecure person that's too afraid to be themself so they have to do what everyone else is doing for fear of not fitting in. Trendy fucks often insult people that don't follow trends since it helps them with their many insecurities.
Trendy fuck: Oh my God, being random was so two years ago.

Me: Ya, well unlike you I'm not afraid to be myself so go fuck yourself trendy bitch!
by bonobochimp86 August 26, 2009
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Clutch-Fucking

(v.) The act of driving slower than one should, thus making the person behind them be stuck between gears. the effect is worst in a manual.
A: Hey you're boggin' down, downshift.

B: Then I'll over-rev. This guy's totally clutch-fucking me.
by I call my shits grumpys February 18, 2010
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Fucked For Life

Being fucked for life means being fucked for ever and ever, without intermittent periods of not being fucked.
'The Landlord's daughter is fucked for life'
'Why?'
'She's slept with two of her dad's tenants.'
by ntfckdfrlf March 22, 2010
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fuck rash

Fuck rash consists of small red bumps which appear on the inner thighs following an especially spirited bout of fucking.
I've got a serious case of fuck rash with your name on it
by Craig Jensen October 7, 2009
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Fuck this Mess

Can be abbreviated to F.T.M. shows frustration and relieves anger when things don't go your way. In a way shows the act of giving up on something and just letting it go.
You cannot figure out a certain problem, there's no solution. It angers you and there nothing you can do about it, so you give up and say "Fuck this Mess."
by John-Mark September 12, 2010
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Muppet Fuck

Finger fucking someone using ALL of your fingers. Your hand is positioned as if you have your hand is in a puppet.
" I dont even know the girl and I started "muppet fucking" her.
by PinkBootie October 8, 2010
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It's Fucking Noon

in its original form "it's fucking noon" refers to About 1:30 in the morning when you are too shit faced to know the difference between midnight and noon. The expression could also be used to denote that it is to early to go home and that you desire another drink or five.
we can't go home yet IT'S FUCKING NOON!
by boomtown305 September 1, 2010
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