Half-Way Rule

If you’re not sucking by halfway then your walking or swimming back to where we came from.

Girl: Can I have a ride home
Guy: sure no problem but you know the half-way rule?
Girl: What’s the rule?
Guy: If your not sucking by halfway your walking
Girl: I’ll follow the rules
*halfway into ride*
Guy: So you going to follow the rules
Girl: No I have a boyfriend
*pulls over and opens her door*
Guy: Get the fuck out and walk the rest of the way bitch!

by WREKLESS April 9, 2023

Quintuple Six Rule

Rule that women with high standards use to judge men. They require:

1.) Six figure salary+
2.) Six pack abs+
3.) Six inch penis+
4.) Six feet tall+
5.) Six years of college+(advanced degree)

We can’t date I go by the quintuple six rule.

by MysteriousSpoon April 2, 2021

The X+1 Rule

X is you, and Y is the person you are referring to. Y will always be one more than you are, no matter what, and is always better, sadly for you.

"I hate Joe so much. He always hits me with the X+1 Rule on the field.... He just always HAS to do it better than me."

by #swagzilla November 16, 2012

Rule Number One

Don’t Die

Mom: “If your friends jump, would you?”
You: “Of course, just gotta live by Rule Number One”

by HoolioG July 10, 2020

2 week rule

The established rule for describing major plot elements in a film. Wait two weeks, then you’re good.

1: Have you seen the new Joker film?

2: Hell yeah! The part where *spoiler* was fucking crazy!
1: Asshat! 2 week rule!
2: Shit, totally forgot.

by SteakNGravvy October 13, 2019

2 message rule

The act of sending no more than two messages until a reply is given by your romantic interest so as to avoid looking desperate and needy.

Ezreal: I've sent her 8 messages but she's ignoring me!

Fin: Dude she probably thinks you're desperate asf, remember the 2 message rule!

by DominusRectus January 18, 2018

dick length rule

"if you do not move the barbell at least 1 dick length, the lift is thrown out and irrelevant" - Jason Blaha

He said he bench pressed 315 for reps but the dick length rule says otherwise.

by jasongenova1982 November 21, 2017