Texas New Year

When the multiple loud bangs outside are logically gunshots, but is okay to ignore it because “its probably fine”

*BANG BANG BANG…BANG*
“Was tha-“
“Relax, it’s just a Texas New Year”

by Hahahehelol123456 December 31, 2025

Texan Balloon

Wrap foreskin around bum hole and fart till the foreskin inflates

My foreskin hurts after that Texan balloon

by Slops67 January 19, 2026

The Texas Tuxedo

The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)

The Texas Tuxedo is a doozy! Just ask your mother...
The funeral is in five days.

by Mediocre Ogre May 12, 2011

And Texas!

1. The most appropriate and accurate supplement to any and all questions.

2. And Texas!

Dude#1: Hey... What's the meaning of life?

Dude#2: Well, I think it's up to the individual; it's really just a spiritual journey of learning and experience.

<pause>

Dude#2: And Texas!

by Pyronix337 March 17, 2012

The Texan

When a dentist is doing a dental procedure and t-bags the patient during the procedure.

Oh that doctor just gave him the Texan.

by dds 1987 January 25, 2014

Northern Texas Door Jam

The act of inviting a boy you like over to your house and then during dinner, you spill water all over him to make him yours......basically this is how to get the boys.

Dude: Eve totally pulled a Northern Texas Door Jam on me!!
Dude2: Whoaa, dude she is thirsty for you!
Dude: Yeah, totally dude

by Pillar of Salt October 7, 2014

good texas

a.k.a. Dirty Sprite

A codeine and soda mix that was started in Houston and popularized by Three 6 Mafia.

Future in "Ball Like This":

"Private Parties, you on the guest list
I'm sippin on that Ace Of Spades
I'm drankin on good Texas"

by deedeeC May 9, 2016