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Ghost shit

(v) the act of taking a shit, wiping, and having nothing on the toilet paper
"dude something weird happened to me yesterday"

"what?"

"I took a huge shit but when I wiped there was nothing on the paper!"

"Oh then you must've taken a ghost shit"
by Mr. DookeyHead May 22, 2016
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Holy ghosting

When you meet someone at church and decide you no longer want to be friends, so you stop showing up at church.
I'm holy ghosting her because she was crazy. Hail satan!
by Savannahghost November 7, 2018
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Couch Ghost

The profile of one's body (predominantly the ass cheeks) that is left after getting up from the couch or their preferred chair after a long stint of inactivity.

Typically found in the wake of heavier-set individuals getting up for more Mt. Dew or seen as a Dorito-crumb outline on the gaming chairs Weebs watch anime in.

Not to be confused with the ass-print you leave on a chair when sweaty.
"Damn, the ass profile of Jack's couch ghost is super noticeable after eight hours playing Ghost of Tsushima!"
by Noodl3Ninja December 10, 2020
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The ghost rider

When you proceed to put leontos on your dick and then slap sthe girls face in order for it to burn
She made me mad so I gave her the ghost rider
by Georgeboss2006 December 24, 2020
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The ghost of Kiev

Once the ghost of Kiev arrived in Ukraine, the russo-ukraine war's favor shifted on the Ukrainian's side.
by 0∅7 November 17, 2023
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Ghosting

Ghosting is the act of inhaling vapor and holding it in until all of the vapor is gone. This type of vaping is typically done by middle or high school students using JUUL's.
Jimmy was in the back of the classroom ghosting his juul so he would not get found out by the teacher.
by xcords October 4, 2019
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Ghost

Ghost is so pretty
by po0l.boy.at.vamp.mansi0n February 27, 2023
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