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Primate Special

When you have one primate (monkey) suck your dick, while another one is fisting your ass, then the other one has it's dick in your mouth, and you are oiled up in whipped cream, with another throwing shit at you.
Oh man, Zack got the worst Primate Special...
by DumDaddy May 12, 2025
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Popey special

3 minutes of mediocre coitus before the k kicks and he hits you with “ughhhh fuck I’m too ketted for this”
Her friend: “oh how was last night with that guy?”

Her: “eh, mediocre, he gave me the popey special”
Popey: “popey sucksssss!”
by ShiftySAILOR January 28, 2019
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Bennett special

The Bennett special is a well kept secret of a sexual act that very few know.
by ANaughtyMouse123 November 26, 2023
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Ej special

The action you do when your getting head and you finger her asshole thinking it’s her pussy.
“Bro I gave my girl the Ej special last night
by Flint2stepped January 10, 2024
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The Football Special

A euphemism for gay sex. Specifically, in which one party, usually named Sam, is the bottom.
Sam started suffering from anal bleeding after partaking in the Football Special.
by thelonepooper March 15, 2023
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you're special

You're special is a term that can mean both positive and negative things.
A saying that's meaning depends on its user.
Example:
If your Girlfriend says "You're special" it means "I love you"
But

If your Friend says "You're special" it's most likely a remake of you being mentally disabled in some way such as autistic
by PauseBro August 14, 2023
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super slushie special

Putting every possible bodily fluid into a bucket (blood, pee, cum, vomit, diarrhea, etc.), mixing it together, and dumping it into a girl's vagina.
Bob: My girlfriend was yelling at me, so I gave her the old super slushie special to calm her down.
George: She must have gotten all kinds of infections.
by JoeMamaAmogus August 2, 2023
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