Valdez sandwich

When you get fisted in the ass until you hole is stretched out, then you stick a grilled cheese in the prostate and you continue to anal fuck your partner till the grilled cheese is mixed with you nut and your partners shit, then you serve it to your family

Dude I just made a Valdez sandwich for you

by AIDS0909 July 3, 2025

eating a sandwich

The act of eating a sandwich.

"Hey, what are you eating for lunch?"
"Today for lunch, I'm eating a sandwich."

by noahnknows March 14, 2024

one and half sandwiches

The act of making a sandwich to a fraction. To suffice yours and possibly another's hunger.

"Hey teagan you hungry bro??? Yo you should make one and half sandwiches and give me half!!"

by johnnyformo October 28, 2013

Smashman Sandwich

A maneuver that typically involves two guys in a fight in a bathroom, the larger individual will pick up the smaller, unknowingly walk backwards into the victim behind them, and smash the victim’s head into the bathroom wall with all of the force they possibly can exert.

mom: why do you look like you just got out of a fight?
son: i got smashman sandwiched, im having a WONDERFUL DAY I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL.

by r_godwinmadlibfan August 28, 2024

Fish sandwich

The act of having 2 girls lie on top of eachother while your stick your dick between both their pussies at once.

"This really hot girl and her friend are coming back to town for the weekend. "

"that sounds like a fish sandwich waiting to happen."

by Velvet Pimpson May 22, 2022

napoleon nipple noodle sandwich

This defines someone who wears a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich on it. The sandwich is near their nipple (right on top). The person who thought of this name was also eating ramen so that is where the noodle is from. And the napoleon?? I really don´t know..

person 1: You are such a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich!
person 2: Why am I a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich?
person 1: You are wearing a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich near your nipple!!

by lomindsfp May 11, 2022

maka the sandwich

A youtuber who primarily does The Binding of Isaac content, he is also in love with his fellow friend Bloodman, Maka is also known for his funny jokes and usually goofy demeanor, he is also know for his enemy Akam who is the opposite of him

A: Damn is that Maka the sandwich.
B: Yeah bro.

A: He's such a Maka the sandwich.
B: Yeah he acts like him sometimes.

by Bloodman June 26, 2024