it's turning purple

What an observer says to a sycophant when they are glazing someone so hard that the dick of the aforementioned person starts turning purple.

Daniel: "Jake, oh my god, you are so smart, dude. Straight As on all three tests? Bro, how do you do it? You're insane!"

Daniel's Bro: "Alright, that's enough Jake, it's turning purple."

by TheGlazerizer3000 October 21, 2023

FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE

WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.

STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE

by genemutant November 22, 2023

Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot

Use this if you wanna, for some reason, knock up a robot

Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot

by Ohio rizzler 69420 December 23, 2023

National kiss a purple hair girl

You kiss a purple hair girl on a Thursday

Smooch smooch on national kiss a purple hair girl

by savethedinos April 20, 2024

Drinking the purple

Being bi/being aware of being bi/being out as bi

I’ve been drinking the purple for a few years now

by Shadow69420666 May 5, 2024

Color Me Purple

When you want the conversation to have a nice bow tied at the end and you're not sure how to end it.

"I have a cool car"
"Oh what kind of car is it?"
"A Maserati and it goes real fast"
"Well... color me purple."

by bbwwoo June 9, 2024

The Evil Purple Glaserpump

The Evil Purple Glaserpump, sometimes referred to as simply "The Glaserpump", is a mischievous creature who likes to sow destruction and chaos everywhere it goes.

Should any type of misfortune ever befall you or your loved ones, The Glaserpump may be the one to blame.

"I am sorry for being late to the meeting, The Evil Purple Glaserpump ate my car keys."

by Mr_Goufball October 23, 2025