Sweet potato

They belong in the ocean with the mangoes and raisins

Did you see that sweet potato?
It belongs in the ocean

by Destroyer of mangoes May 8, 2021

Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth

Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"

by LittleSinep November 23, 2021

Burnt potato

Me... hunter the fat gay burnt ass potato😁🥔

#1: hey have you seen that burnt potato guy hunter you can see him from probably 10 MILES AWAY

2#: NO WAY FOR REAL. EVERY ONE KNOWS THAT GUY!!!!

by Burntpotato June 18, 2018

potatoe

the irish potatoe of swidish noises

man i have that potatoe

by Mesicmania October 24, 2019

Urban Potato

A phrase that means a living potato who lives in a urban neighborhood.

WOW! That is an urban potato!

by ColeiousSucks69420 June 1, 2021

Mississippi Mashed Potato

The act of taking a pure shit into a females pussy and making her wet so it slobs out.

Sharon sure did love that sloppy wet Mississippi Mashed Potato.

by RainbowHugger March 4, 2011

Potato Water

A synonym for fortnite, the epitomy of trash and dodo.

Man, fortnite is Potato Water

by snos May 3, 2021