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Pilfer Pirate 🦜

A pilfgram turned Pilfer Pirate on a pilfgrimage of a life time on the Highest seas. Plundering and pilfing all the booty that is thrown their way.
Pilfer Pirate 🦜 stole my Girlfriend with gel pins, coloring books, and a quarter gram.
by Schmidt Show April 23, 2022
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Sky Pirate

the most ruthless scunning and conning pirates around, their pirate ship can fly in the skies, on the ocean and dive in the ocean. they steal anything from anyone even little kids and their candy...hell the kid their self too.
sky pirates get away with anything, they hate land luvers. luvers means lovers.
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Puddle Pirate

One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.
Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.
by thabiznass June 2, 2022
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Air pirate

Someone who by their existence is robbing you of the air you breathe.
by Suede opinion July 6, 2022
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ASS PIRATE

by thescumdictionary July 10, 2022
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Screaming Pirate

Ladies, kiss him and pull his beard so he can't get away. With the other hand go for the bootie. When he screams thats pure gold!
We were making out until I gave him the screaming pirate.. Ive never heard a man squeal so delightfully!
by Muskymule August 12, 2022
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Priority Pirate

Someone who uses ‘sup’ excessively, has a habit of stealing swimwear models off their yacht and is outstandingly talented at eating pussy
Lenny is my man. He’s the priority pirate of my life. Suuuppp
by prioritypirate August 16, 2022
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