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Kentucky Dick Punch

When people in Kentucky don’t respond to my emails, texts, or phone calls they get an extra special dick punch
They won’t respond to my work requests so they are all in line for a Kentucky Dick Punch!!
by TNDSE May 23, 2019
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Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.
by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018
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Punch A Girl In The Stomach Day

March 19th is for punching girls in their stomach. I mean, they can kick our balls so punch them back
"I love Punch A Girl In The Stomach Day!"
by Acht8Zwei2Vier4 March 6, 2025
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Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.
After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.
by Tman227 September 11, 2016
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popcorn punched

When your hitting another person during a fight nonstop not allowing the other person to get any licks in; basically get beat the fuck up.
"Man I popcorn punched his ass he didnt get a single punch in.
by Lady_Dun29 March 17, 2017
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er punch salad

The act of one gay guy while in an orgy have all the males cum in his ass then they all take turns fisting him
Jason couldn't wait for a power punch salad after a night of dancing and drinking it always made him feel great
by YackassPSL November 2, 2023
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Punching that Josh

To take a massive hit of a blunt
“damn that’s half the blunt, you was PUNCHING THAT JOSH”
by Fukin Normie June 2, 2024
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