STUCK-U-BUS

complaining about being stuck in a relationship where they are not mutually interested in each other for whatever reason, mostly over gossip

my stuck-u-bus wouldnt let me touch them again! i feel so put off!

by fufuhjm,udfhm,fifu,fduyjtyje April 8, 2019

Shiz U

A mythical learning institution as referenced in Wicked.

The consultant hired doesn't seem educated, must be a Shiz U graduate.

by Reali_D December 6, 2024

U tire

When you are an asshole.

You fucking u tire. You are acting like a u tire.

by lil Galil April 16, 2024

no u no u

The ultimate answer to the ultimate answer. You cant do shit.

-"lol u suxx xdxd"
+"no u"
-"no u no u"
*fucking dies*

by Blue-no u April 12, 2018

bermudez u-turn

When the world pisses you off so much you turn around, go home, and call in sick to work.

Bro #1: These people are idiots on the road.
Bro #2: Just hit a Bermudez U-Turn and call in sick.

by afrodan April 8, 2024

Homie I O U

Homie I O U: pleading the 3rd to pay or not pay you later…

Text:
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”

Homie I O U…

by Bigbirddebelen June 18, 2022

fux u

Its like saying fuck u but its cuter and girlier

Taylor: yo u short LMAOOO
Lexi: fux u <3

by sallyy applesauce May 1, 2021