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night mask

when you cum on a girls face while she's sleeping.
I gave her a night mask last night. she woke up glazed like a doughnut .
by rspaceman22 January 14, 2020
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manlet of the night

A manlet prostitute who markets his sad and submissive sexual services exclusively to Leather Daddies because obviously no woman is going to pay to have sex with a manlet. The petite and effeminate manlet of the night counter-intuitively plies his lowly trade in broad daylight in front of Lady Foot Lockers, where the sensationally stunted sissy manlet shamelessly prances around wearing nothing but lace panties, high heels and a training bra as he puffs on a Virginia Slims cigarette with both of his tiny, little hands while desperately hoping to earn some quick cash to get his fix of platform shoes and height boosting insoles. The manlet of the night's more affluent clientele can book a derisory and tenth-rate sissy manlet yacht party by inviting multiple manlets of the night to spend the day uselessly floating around in half nutshells in the unfortunate client's outdoor swimming pool while wearing microkinis and high heels as the girlishly giggling manlet boys oil each other up, frolic and play grab-ass like the diminutively elflike fairies that they are.
Sarah: Wow, it's really pouring down today! Hey, what's that scuttling around on the ground over there? Stacy: It appears to be a manlet of the night who has fashioned a used condom into an improvised raincoat. Sarah: Yuck! Manlets are just gross! Stacy: So true. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 27, 2024
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Night in shining armor

When you forge a condom shaped object out of metal to fit around your ding a ling and have anal sex with someone while they poop on the metal condom
Last night my gay fag boyfriend used the knight in shining armor on his best friend
by Georgesbored July 28, 2025
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Funk’d by night

A state you get in at night when you had to much to drink, when you get fucked up.

Funk’d is also a polite form for fucked up.
I always get funk’d by night
by Biachaysray October 22, 2020
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good night hentai

A hentai you jack off to in the evening before you are going to sleep.
A: Are you still planning to do something this evening?
B: No, not really. I guess I'll just watch a good night hentai and then sleep.
by łyżka mleka February 8, 2022
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Darker Nights

An amazing musician/artist, unveiling and discovering the beauty behind creating/harnessing, the power of untouched potential that resides within his soul. Aiding one another on there journey as extraterrestrial DJ's, is Darker Nights partner SpaceHaZE.
Dawg, that Darker Nights festival was so f****** lit when he went b2b w/SpaceHaZE for the headliner!! Chyaaa Bruh!!!
by Darker Nights June 4, 2017
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