Riding the Coroni Pony

Having Covid-19/Coronavirus/testing positive for the Rona.

I wish I would've listened when they said 'the mask goes over your nose'. Now I'm holding on for dear life as I'm Riding the Coroni Pony into the sunset.

by Beardo_357 November 28, 2020

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Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

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Riding the Coroni Pony

Testing positive for the Coronavirus, having COVID-19, got that Rona

After bar-hopping all weekend, I was shocked to discover I caught that 'rona. Guess I'll be riding the Coroni Pony for a fortnight.

by Beardo_357 December 2, 2020

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When you are having sexual intercourse with someone and they are face down. Lean in and whisper “Babe, I have to tell you something ....”. When they reply, fart the loudest, longest fart you can muster and hold on for The Gas Powered Bull Ride.

Bro, last night I ate hella broccoli and had mad gas and I went on a gas powered bull ride.

by Mooredj December 3, 2020

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