St Mary's Bishops Stortford

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all

kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum

by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022

Mary

Someone who fakes going to the hospital for attention.

Oh my God I can't believe they pulled a Mary on me ! I was so worried !

by Esteban56 October 24, 2020

Bloody Blumkin Mary

Eating out a female while onst her period and taking a shit!

Hey mom, I finally got a Bloody Blumkin Mary on my lunch break today.

by FluidMotionFlow July 11, 2025

hailey marie marte

One of the smartest, most intelligent, and beautiful girls you would ever meet in your life.

Hailey Marie Marte is so fire. Nobody competes.

by Yourfavoritedemom July 31, 2021

Mari

one of the prettiest, smartest, cutest, evil, caring, creative, talented, psycho, cute fat cheeks, puts-a-smile-on-my-face, amazing and most beautiful girls ever. actually.. the only one of her kind.

Mari is the best of the best

by Dollfacee December 31, 2020

Caitlin Marie bell

A person who dated Dylan tikasingh

I am Caitlin Marie bell

by anonymous June 13, 2021

Dirty Mary Margaret

When you burn the shit out of a grill cheese while getting fucked in the ass.

I was in the kitchen getting dirty Mary Margaret my boy friend.

by djekskdn September 9, 2021