9-way PB&J

A mind-blowing sandwich made with three rows of different nut butters spread vertically on one slice and three rows of different jellies/jams spread horizontally on the other slice. When the halves are joined, it results in an insanity-mode PB&J with NINE DIFFERENT FLAVOR COMBINATIONS!

I made my kid a 9-way PB&J for lunch today, and all the other kids bowed down to their new leader.

by finallygettingpublished September 19, 2020

Henry J. Waternoose III

The villain from Monsters University and also one of the finest individuals ever created by Pixar. Some say just looking at him makes their spines tingle. He is the embodiment of handsomeness.

Wow man, Henry J. Waternoose III is the coolest villain ever!

by JeffBob_101 September 6, 2022

beat j**mie day

a day when everyone can beat the shit out of a transphobe

carson: oh boy what day is it tomorrow!
evan: beat j**mie day!

by giouwu October 28, 2020

J-Capp Back On The Track

if somebody says this, your about to get slapped physically, or its before someone named J-Capp starts to rap

"J-Capp Back On The Track!!!" *slaps*
or
J-Capp back on the track, yh. *raps*

by Creator of bimjad April 8, 2021

H-ing my J

When you think someone is joking but they are actual serious

You’re h-ing my j right now.

by Callfarms March 11, 2023

Donald Fucking .J Trump

The 45th president of the United States that has fucked the U.S. into fucking ablivion.

Thank God Donald Fucking .J Trump isn’t our president any more.

by MasterSwordsman December 31, 2020

Donald J Asshole Trump

Some fat bitch that is some how a celebrity that likes to hide in bunkers,wear a toupee,likes to kiss minors,and just being a little fat bitch in general.

Person 1:Donald Trump is an asshole.
Person 2:Donald Trump looks like shit.
Person 3:Donald J Asshole Trump should be out of office.

by Some secret Bitch September 22, 2020