The gay version of 'that is so gay'. A response to people in their straight bubble.
Used also to describe an ignorant person who assumes your straight.
Used also to describe an ignorant person who assumes your straight.
Guy 1. Omg a massive boulder hit my car and smashed the front end off.
Guy 2. Man that is so straight.
Guy 2. Man that is so straight.
by TheHotKayaker August 29, 2020
Get the That is so straightmug. A person who appears to be exclusively homosexual (or asexual), but is actually not. A “stealth straight” is attracted to members of the opposite sex, but not always exclusively.
Carson dresses like a total twink, but he’s fucked more chicks than all of us combined! Maybe I should try the stealth straight strategy…
by Sitbear October 6, 2023
Get the Stealth Straightmug. Straight-uwu is a recently discovered sexuality
You are Straight-uwu if you:
Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact straight
You are Straight-uwu if you:
Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact straight
Straight-uwu Person: Ok good night, luv u UwU
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im just straight-uwu
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im just straight-uwu
by Cringeologist March 9, 2021
Get the straight-uwumug. To confirm your statement, used as a tag question at the end of a sentence, to confirm to something.
Similar to "word" & "innit"
Similar to "word" & "innit"
by dddunki February 24, 2024
Get the Straightmug. pretty straight for a bent guy Is what you say when someone says to you
“ I’m pretty pleased about how straight this cig is “
“ I’m pretty pleased about how straight this cig is “
by Stayout March 1, 2019
Get the pretty straight for a bent guymug. Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.
Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.
Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.
by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024
Get the unfortunately straightmug. by Sweats11537 August 22, 2023
Get the Straight Taintmug.