1.) You run to the toilet, ready to take a wicked fat fucking shit. When you plop your ass onto the toilet you fart the demon right out of your stomach. This fart is always loud as fuck too, probably because of the echo. All of the sudden, you no longer have to drop that log.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
(Runs to the toilet and sits down) (farts) holy tits, I no longer have to shit. must’ve been a ghost shit!!
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??
by Crispy D’Angelo January 30, 2020
Get the Ghost shitmug. by janananet July 3, 2022
Get the yellow ghostmug. When you go on a heavy bender then stop and start sweating, shaking, throwing up, hallucinating and seizing. Horrible nightmares are common if you somehow manage to fall asleep. Wich will be very hard .
It is a euphemism for Delirium tremens.
It is a euphemism for Delirium tremens.
Person 1 : I've been on this 3 week bender and alcohol isn't hitting the same anymore. The buzz is gone. I think I'll take a t-break.
Person 2: you'll be riding the ghost train? You got some balls
Person 2: you'll be riding the ghost train? You got some balls
by Acetone_professor_420 November 25, 2022
Get the Riding the ghost trainmug. She want a dose of me, just hop in the ghost with me
- Migos
If your dude come close to me, he gon' wanna ride off in the ghost with me
- Jhene Aiko
- Migos
If your dude come close to me, he gon' wanna ride off in the ghost with me
- Jhene Aiko
by fucktherearenohandlesleft January 16, 2018
Get the Ghostmug. The act of sneaking up behind someone in a dance-setting, and copying or "ghosting" their moves.
For maximal results, when they turn around, look inconspicuous, or greet them like a former acquaintance.
For maximal results, when they turn around, look inconspicuous, or greet them like a former acquaintance.
Bro #1: "Watch me dance ghost this guy. He's got some ghost-worthy moves, and I love 'Total Eclipse of the Heart'!"
Bro #2: "Bonus points if you don't get caught."
Bro #2: "Bonus points if you don't get caught."
by V. von D. October 16, 2014
Get the Dance Ghostmug. it is code for snapchat (the ghost on the app). It allows you to hint to your friend to check snapchat if you texted them without other people in the room realizing.
“ghost!!”
“look at ghost”
“look at ghost”
by sjjrthywushr May 13, 2020
Get the ghostmug. Jones: “yo can I ghost roop that gatorade?”
G dog: “wtf is a ghost roop”
Jones: “its a fountain dar lemme ghost roop that jawn”
G dog: “wtf is a ghost roop”
Jones: “its a fountain dar lemme ghost roop that jawn”
by Stevenashburner August 8, 2024
Get the Ghost Roopmug.