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FiveM Brain

A FiveM brain is someone who is a victim of FiveM's brainrotted community, they base their personality, speech, and profiles around FiveM. They often deflect insults similar to a broken record by repeating the same insults a million times. These insults include "random" "ig" "Fuck is you talkin bout" "b4b" and "smd" along with other typical insults/slang used in the FiveM community. They also like to say "dickrider" after you insult them (which makes no sense look it up). Victims of the FiveM brain will also have a "thug" or "nyc" personality. People effected by the FiveM brain also think they're better than everyone else with inflated egos.

FiveM Brain is not just limited to speech and personality, people effected by FiveM brainrot usually like to do the following in their discord profiles. Random girls/rappers in pfp, #/# pc checks passed/failed, an egotistical/cringe comment in their bio and overuse of emojis along with "This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __"

Prolong exposure to the FiveM community can result in developing a FiveM Brain. Symptoms of FiveM Brain include, lack of critical thinking skills, underdeveloped problem solving skills, ignorance, and difficulty holding themselves up in arguments.

Note:

- The use of "ig" is relating to the use of it to deflect an insult, not responding in a normal sentence.
- Rapper/random girl pfps does not always indicate a victim of the FiveM brain, they could just be 12yo.
"I hate you thugs I can just tell by the way you speak"
Response: "Ig I'm a thug" (This is the FiveM Brain)

"No way he hit that"
Response: "Ig he's just better" (This is NOT FiveM Brain)

"Man you suck"
Response: "dont care random"
by Zpat1 December 5, 2024
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Fiver

Short for 'genfiver', a term describing fans of the generation 5 Pokémon games. Fivers are known for their insufferable behaviour online and within the Pokémon community. You'll often find them in random comment sections yapping about how gen 5 was the greatest achievement ever made and hating on every game that came after it. If you disagree with them, they will not take kindly to it and usually resort to insults. Essentially they've adopted the same traits as genwunners but they act like gen 5 is still hated despite receiving nothing but praise now. And they get away with all this because they're the most vocal part of the community currently.
"Some fiver was yelling at me in an instagram comment section today. All I said was that I prefer gen 6."
by todayresentful April 11, 2024
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fiveteen

she's turning fiveteen next week
by aaaxiom April 13, 2024
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Fiveskin

An excessively long foreskin.
John: This is my uncurcimsized penis.
Jack: Damn boy you got a fiveskin on that.
by Ligma Sig Malone April 28, 2024
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Fivever never and love fourever

A manner of respectfully expressing that someone's wish is so far out of the realm of possibility that you won't even be considering it not for one minute.
Friend 1: Can we please stop at Dutch Bro's on the way out of town?
Friend 2: Fivever never and love fourever
by Ligma Sig Malone April 28, 2024
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fiver

give me a fiver!
by SpeedOfDoom July 9, 2024
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Fivequel

Definition:
(noun)A movie or series instalment that is the fifth in its franchise. A rare milestone in cinema, achieved by only a handful of franchises, where the storyline (mostly) holds together across five related films.n
Examples:
• “The Bourne series is the ultimate fivequel—action-packed, connected, and full of Matt Damon punching people.”
• “Pirates of the Caribbean’s fifth movie was fun, but not every fivequel sticks the landing.”
• “Twilight’s fivequel technically happened because they split Breaking Dawn, but hey, it still counts.”

In a sentence, for contextual purposes :

:
1. “The Bourne series is the ultimate fivequel—Jason Bourne punches the CIA, the CIA punches themselves, and Matt Damon somehow makes parkour look like therapy.”
2. “Pirates of the Caribbean’s fifth movie proved even Jack Sparrow couldn’t charm his way out of Disney milking every last doubloon from that franchise.”
3. “Don’t bother with 3 out of the 5 Twilight fivequel films—you’ll end up wanting to grab garlic and a wooden stake to make it stop…all of it”.
by FivequelFanatic January 20, 2025
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