cock puppy

A guy following around a chick he's looking to score with like a puppy following his new master

"Did you see Chris following Jessica around last night? He was being such a cock puppy!"

by weasel56 January 15, 2008

cock snitch

A woman who pretends to be a hooker but actually gets paid and then tells the police that the guy who she had sex with raped her, therefore snitching on a cock.

Teymur is a fucking cock snitch!!!!!

by notjewish November 29, 2007

cock-bagel

A bagel that has been violated out of desperation, or loneliness.
Also used as an insult to someone that is currently pissing you off.

A : Matt has cock-bagels
C : HAH!

or

A : Shut up you cock-bagel piece of shit.
M : Ouch

by Sand E. Titties March 17, 2008

Cock Tie

To tie a knot in an advisaries unit or "cock" and toss them about like a calf at a rodeo.

Ben Wallace will cock tie Shaq tonight.

by CipherFrog June 8, 2004

cock tie

Possessing a large penis, so large that it may be possible to wear it as a tie.

Ron Jeremy has a cock tie

by neuralsurge April 20, 2004

cock surfing

When lonely men desperately attempt to attract females by logging on to Chat Roulette and pointing their webcams at their man meat. They are miserably disappointed, however, as the only people they encounter are other lonely desperate men doing the same.

"My sexuality is questionable after spending all last night cock surfing on Chat Roulette"

by Filisofic March 2, 2010

coco cock

When someone enters the anal hole that has not yet been cleaned, and their cock comes out all covered in shit!

"lisa u slag u said u had cleaned ur arse hole.... great now ive got a coco cock"

by KrRnWi March 8, 2008