Canned Ham

A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.

I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.

by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022

An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022

Garbage can banger

A man in the closet who is gay and extremely ignorant, lies and thinks his shit smells like roses to everyone around him unless they are exactly like him

Richard across the street is watching you Harry. I think he's trying to shoot you an evil eye, or undressing you in his mind. I'm pretty sure he's a garbage can banger

by Dexter2020 May 26, 2022

slim can built ahh body

somebody who is skinny af and looks like a skinny can that they sell at school w/ the sparkling juice.

James: "Yo, Alejandro slim can built ahh body was tryna talk shit abt me bein fat."
Zoey: "AWWOGA."

by SlugFish June 2, 2022

Canned cow

this word can be used to associate someone who is an idiot or very stupid harmless word only used for joking and banter

stop being a canned cow

by jsjsjahah June 5, 2022

can i date ur mum

to be very weird if you say that

ur mum is hot and she is thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc can i date ur mum pls

by inquistitormaster stan March 13, 2022

Cokeing Can

Similar to a watering can, a cokeing can is a can used for pouring coke onto things.

Ah, looks like it's time to coke my plants. Gary, where did I put my cokeing can?

by MYSTERYHUMAN👀👀 March 18, 2022