Putting an electronic wireless butt plug in to someone's rear, keeping control of the remote and then going shopping.
by MoldyBiscuit September 27, 2022

Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts ๐ฏ.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly ๐
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg๐คข. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg๐คข. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐"
by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020

Someone who says they're your best friend, draws with you, helps you in every situation, writes you cheesy poems and all that shit just to stop talking to you and won't even look at you the second you start going through your emo phase and they change schools.
Yeah I'm still mad about that, PADDY
Yeah I'm still mad about that, PADDY
"You know, you're my "best friend"."
"Aww, you're so ni-"
"Lmao jk I hate you now for no reason at all, bye bitch"
"Aww, you're so ni-"
"Lmao jk I hate you now for no reason at all, bye bitch"
by AdrenalineAngel April 22, 2019

by Alex212124231 November 28, 2024

John: Yo David we had some good interactional sex
David: I know Daddy, You give the best head ever
Best friend
David: I know Daddy, You give the best head ever
Best friend
by Josval2 December 18, 2019

Best girl syndrome is when someone feverishly believes that their favourite character in fiction (typically a female in anime, hence the name) is the best character and will be stubborn in saying that theirs is the best and everyone should like it, and that if they don't they simply say that they know them better and say that the other person is in denial, not considering the fact that other people have different opinions.
Guy 1: god I love insert anime waifu here
Guy 2: nah is insert different anime waifu is better.
Guy 1: fair enough, I just like mine better.
Guy 2: you don't seem to get it, they are better.
Guy 1: ...to you maybe, but I still prefer anime waifu1.
Guy 2: you just aren't giving them a chance! Stop being stubborn about it!
Guy 1: and you have Best Girl Syndrome
Guy 2: nah is insert different anime waifu is better.
Guy 1: fair enough, I just like mine better.
Guy 2: you don't seem to get it, they are better.
Guy 1: ...to you maybe, but I still prefer anime waifu1.
Guy 2: you just aren't giving them a chance! Stop being stubborn about it!
Guy 1: and you have Best Girl Syndrome
by Undert23 November 8, 2019

Oh Lizzie is the Best Person
by ElizabethanEraKing October 13, 2022
