moist car

When you walk up to a random strangers car and skeet skeet skeet all over their front windshield.

I just moist carred all over that poor old man's car.

by Moist car September 29, 2017

Car

a chariot.

"The horse-drawn car clattered over the cobblestone street, its occupants clinging to their seats for the bumpy ride."
(Note: The word "car" used here refers to the ancient horse-drawn carriage, not the automobile.)

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

oklahoma side car

When a woman lets a man stick his penis in the hole for her colostomy bag.

Dude, last night that hooker in the wheel chair let me give her an Oklahoma Side Car.

by Dusty Lambo January 17, 2015

Popsicle Car

The act of covering someones car with snow, then buying a giant 2 x 4 and placing said piece of wood on the car (underneath the snow). Then freezing the entire vehicle by using a water hose on said snow.

"GOD DAMNIT! THOSE ASSHOLES TURNED MY CAR INTO A POPSICLE!"

"Woah dude, I didn't know you had a Popsicle Car!"

by "God damnit Richard!" - Buddah February 9, 2010

ONE RED CAR

i literally cant be any more specific.

How can i make "ONE RED CAR" more specific? I Literally cant!

by Mr. Some1one November 7, 2018

Orange Car

A revolutionary game created in the back blocks of regional Australia to rival the game Spotto.

Due to the infrequency and unlikely nature of orange car sightings this game is the advanced version of Spotto.

A: Orange car!

B: Damn I didn’t even see it!

by twittergcpytopaths May 28, 2021

Flip your car around

This saying is used towards people who out of the blue start acting weird or oppositely of how they usually act. “Flip you car around” means “you better stop acting this way, Idk what changed your personality” also meaning to tell someone to change their attitude

Josh:hey bro
Brody: don’t talk to me
Josh: damn, flip your car around

by Coloradotoohio May 30, 2018