by Naughtytinkr Bell December 14, 2017
Slang term for defecation. Sometimes rumored to have been invented by George Washington while crossing the Potomac. It is a general term for the action of defecation, but can be altered after the "cracking" to describe the volume or intensity of the defecation.
"Bretheren...observe as I go forth and crack ten unto this mighty river."
"Hey guys, I totally cracked fifteen in that dumpster!"
"I gotta crack ten, be right back."
"Hey guys, I totally cracked fifteen in that dumpster!"
"I gotta crack ten, be right back."
by Beef Sniper May 26, 2005
by Fantizzle March 17, 2021
the phrase "i was on crack" is a quick yet poor excuse for doing something stupid or retarded.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.
fbi: will we find any sexually explicit images of children on your pc edp445?
edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"
friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.
edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"
friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.
by penis of johnson. November 30, 2022
a measurement of specifically illegal sugar that you melt with a spoon
typically used by people named bennett
typically used by people named bennett
by the large man April 08, 2022
by flmadegabe March 19, 2024
When you tuck your dick behind you and get a "backwards blowjob" and her nose is all up in your ass crack.
by Micheal Seagram March 20, 2020