a slap happy hellacopter

While getting some head from a dime and ya cant get it up... grab your dick and spin it around in a circle a couple of times to wind up and slap her right across the face with a limp dick!!!

yo i gave ya moms a slap happy hellacopter last night!!!

by Dave 6 September 23, 2003

Obama Bitch-Slap

When you do your black neighbor a favor and report a possible break-in, and get death threats for doing so.

Lucia Whalen was Obama Bitch-Slapped, when she, as the last of a dying breed of concerned American citizens, cell phoned 911 to report a possible break-in, on behalf of yet another concerned elderly neighbor, who is going to receive the Mother of All Bitch-Slaps, by the Mandatory Death Care clause in Obama's Master Bitch Slap Solution for the American people.

by Bit Schlap Watcher July 30, 2009

Slap ass day

On august 29 of every year you must slap a girls ass to celebrate the holidays!

Hey it’s national slap ass day!

by BhadBhaby August 29, 2018

airborne cum slap

when a girl decides that she is not going to swallow when you pull out of her mouth to blow your load you shoot it up in mid air next to her face then while it is still airborne you in one motion slap the cum flying through the air and her face.

"dude... i totally airborne cum slapped your mom cause she wouldnt swallow my load. it was hard to do but i caught all my cum in mid air and slapped that bitch so hard across the face."

"but dude my mom swallows..."

"she didnt for me this time so i gave her an airborne cum slap"

by the dgaf king May 27, 2009

Colombian mud slap

The act of scoping sex juices from a females ass and slapping her across her face with it.

That bitch was so skanky she begged Hantzel to give her the Colombian mud slap.

by Schellas. J Cox. Novz January 04, 2009

mustard dick slap

When you squirt mustard (peanut butter works too) on your erect dick (flaccid works too) and come down on the fore head or cheek of your passed out brosky. Before, during, and after the event, you and your awake broskies must chant "Mustard DICK slap! Mustard DICK slap!" and record it with a phone or some shit like that.

Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap!"
(SLAP)
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap!"
Victim: "What the FUCK!!!"
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap..."

by Jako Kot February 12, 2008

Slapped in the Face with a Turd

A facial expression exhibiting shock or surprise mixed with disgust.

When Jim saw his sister getting tag teamed by his roommates, he looked like he'd been slapped in the face with a turd.

by Charlie Tang July 07, 2005