Missouri Western University

A sad D2 college that does very little of anything. There isn’t much alcohol, nor many girls. Just depressed and high students.

Damn you went to Missouri Western University this weekend? Why’d you do that to yourself?

by Boof lord September 20, 2019

universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016

University High

The worst fucking school in Central Florida right after Colonial High. Everyone there is fucking stupid and the popular kids are more annoying than a mosquito in your room at 2 A.M.

Person: What school do you go to?
Person 2: University High
Person: LMAO fucking loser, East River is where it's at

by Youfatmom April 10, 2022

The answer to life the universe and everything

42.... Yeah underwhelming isn't it

The answer to life the universe and everything is...
You're really not going to like it 42

by Arthur dent,,,,,, April 15, 2022

Universally Xi

Noun or Verb: A divine, cosmic goddess. One that can be challenged but always prospers; The act of Love in Female Form. Grounded in righteousness.

Example: “That woman is blessed! She has that Universally Xi vibe.”

by Exceptionalist July 23, 2022

universalness

when its like universal but also ness

it had some universalness

by weeteem October 26, 2020

Bluetooth Universe

A theoretical state of being where the universe you reside in is superimposed on top of (and within) the frequencies and properties of the Bluetooth realm.

Nancy was walking through the Bluetooth universe. She had a Bluetooth knife flung at her. Nancy's options were to take the hit and die in the Bluetooth universe, or turn off the Bluetooth before the knife could make contact with skin. She tried to turn off the Bluetooth in the Bluetooth universe, but failed in doing so because she could not confirm the warning of turning off said universe in time. Hence, she died in the Bluetooth universe. Also, if you die in the Bluetooth universe, you are not a Bihari.

by Controlled Chaos, Tyler Brown February 17, 2010