Flipping the Canadian bird

The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼

Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia

Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)

Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”

Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”

Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”

by Timmy 🍁 January 25, 2020

Booby bird

A booby bird is a bird that has blue sillie feet. It looks very sillie too.

Person1: yo look at that booby bird over there!
Person2: A BOOBY WHAT?
Person1: look at its sillie blue feet.
Person2: who named this sillie bird?

by Booger_thebest October 07, 2023

Towa Bird

Towa Bird is a woman, she plays guitar, shes got skinny ankles and big hair. she is almost 23

wow its that 23 y old woman guitar player with the hair and not the ankles, her name is towa bird

by HAPPY BIETHDAY March 15, 2022

Portsmouth’s Biggest Mush Bird

The best mush bird in Portsmouth.

Have you seen that immy girl she’s Portsmouth’s biggest mush bird

by Mushbird.shagger June 29, 2021

bird-eating cloud

Minor character in Teen Girl Squad, a cartoon written by the almighty Strong Bad.

*chomp* *chomp*

by strong badian February 29, 2004

Bird/chair

Bird/chair the most perfect human being on earth, Perfect in every way. Their personality is amazing <3 Best person you could ask for!

Have you heard about bird/chair?
Person 1: Oh that perfect person?
Person 2: they are amazing

by Yamslver June 10, 2021

Twitter Bird

Someone who makes a front on Twitter, or has Twitter fingers

Girl #1: ew why would he post something like that??

Girl#2: he’s such a Twitter Bird 🤮

Ex.@MasonAllMighty_

by Pipitty March 15, 2021