Dirty daan

The 100 cps clicker on minecraft that can finger a girl and go brrrrr

"Hey did you see dirty daan yesterday"
"yes that girl must be demolished

by elkavaz May 25, 2021

Dirty Mayhew

The act of inserting as many baby marshmallows as possible into your sleeping girlfriend's vagina.

Girlfriend: "why do I have baby marshmallows in my vagina?"
Boyfriend: "you fell asleep early, so I dirty mayhew'd you"

by bob shnyder is a toothpic May 12, 2020

Dirty Richy

When you cum on a girls face, but you eat so many habaneros an fajitas your cum is spicy like tear gas

I had to take my girl to the ER last night, i gave her a DIRTY RICHY an she almost went blind

by RamJamBodySlam June 8, 2020

Dirty squirreled

Getting interrupted by someone with tales of "The Industry" and other X-rated past ventures.

I think you just dirty squirreled my question.

by Rex Bippy January 12, 2011

dirty valdemar

A guy who masturbates furiously all the time. He also has mommy issues. What a weirdo.

"fucking dirty valdemar over there"

by mitch macdonalds June 4, 2020

Dirty Tristen

A man with a huge dick, sings well, and is bit yknow weird! all in all amazing person

God Tristen is actually just a Dirty Tristen!

by lolololo cum bucjet January 20, 2021

Dirty Macintosh

Am ambiguous phrase uttered on the Last Podcast On The Left.

“She was attacked by someone wielding what felt like a Dirty Macintosh”

by GraveLordNito April 26, 2023