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Soup Sandwich

A person that is "wholly" incompetent; doesn't know their foot from their ass.
That witness I had to call was a soup sandwich...definite not guilty on this one.
by AVS12345 November 15, 2023
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Nap and a Sandwich

When your spun out in day 5 from Meth and you convince yourself that there are drones following you and the your connecting imaginary dot in your head leading yourself to be leave the everything is just one big conspiracy against you by your ex to get your kids taken away or get you thrown into jail for being the biggest drug dealer in your town because you occasionally sell a dub out of the ball you just got yesterday.

It's time for a "Nap and a Sandwich"
Donald: Holy shit bob do you see that drone up there... 😳 Omg look who's behind us, that's the guy that helped Ray my old neighbor move in that old piano last year right before Jen threw me out for finding a used dart in the trash, I bet Jen told him to follow me and snitch back to her......

Bob: damnit Donald how long you been up, it's time for a nap and a sandwich.
by Ran dum guy September 17, 2021
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velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.
She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.
by Booshaker August 23, 2016
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Make me my sandwich

Often used as a term you use on your wife or husband to assert your dominance or to just have them make you your sandwich
by CanIMakeMyLifeBetter October 18, 2019
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Papua New Guinean Sandwich

When you make bread/dough, but instead of using oil you use your semen, you bake two slices of it and emit as much bodily fluids/solids on one slice as you can, and put the other piece of bread over it, which is then shared between you and your significant other.
Ken: "Bro, my girl is so fun, we just made a Papua New Guinean Sandwich together"
Chris: "Damn bro, did you guys eat it?"
Ken: "Nah I just fed it to the dog."
by We can officially be friends. November 30, 2025
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Sandwich

Shorthand insult for "idiot sandwich", a phrase coined by celebrity chef, Gordon Ramsay.
"Don't mix ammonia with bleach, you freaking sandwich!"
by BBQfingers March 6, 2022
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