David

David is an annoying person who is a massive jerk sometimes, yet somehow has friends. They may even be lucky enough to have a significant other.
"Did you hear? David recently bought a new car."
"How do I feel happy for him yet also annoyed?"
by Threecheers June 06, 2021
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A David is a really masculine man with an extraordinary big penis, he is also a very attractive girl magnet.
Girl 1:OMFG David makes me so f*cking horny!
Girl 2: Yeah me too!
Guy: I want to be a David so bad.
by nP684 December 13, 2016
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David is such a sexy handsome man. He’s very good in bed and can do all angles and last all night long. He also has a enormous penis. He is a very compassionate man and every girl he passes their heart get nice and warm. He hates gay people and furries.
sex me david. OHHH YES DADDY DAVID ITS SOOOO GOOD
by davidbond December 21, 2021
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David

David is such a sexy handsome man. He’s very good in bed and can do all angles and last all night long. He also has a enormous penis. He is a very compassionate man and every girl he passes their heart get nice and warm. He hates gay people and furries.
sex me david. OHHH YES DADDY DAVID ITS SOOOO GOOD
by davidbond December 21, 2021
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David

Extremely attractive, muscular, and smart ... But not smart enough to like Loral.... Just love me already.
I love you David, I want my babies to look like you.
by Doedoedidit November 23, 2022
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short, fat, triple chin, freak and boring ahh boyfriend
*david:* "hi"
*EVERY SINGLE GIRL IN THE WORLD:* "ewww"
by ieatmensmoney December 27, 2023
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1: leaves you hanging.
2: weirdly into pokemon.
3: a femboy/trap.
a: is he smash or pass'ing all the pokemons?
b: ew... what a "david".
by wackadacka February 14, 2024
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