Americaning

Becoming fat and racist and getting freedom

Friend one: I feel like having a hamburger ‘cause I’m free to do so but I will only buy one from a white guy
Friend two: Dude you’re Americaning

by VodkaInhaler January 18, 2021

American Roulette

The process of pissing on the door of a public restroom hoping someone doesn't walk in.

"Yo dude, should we American Roulette that bathroom"-Dude 1
"Nah, too many motherfuckers, its too hot"-Dude 2

by The Quick 1-2 February 22, 2023

American Derangement Syndrome

Canadians and Europeans are the most likely to have it. It's a sickness in which individuals live such uninteresting lives that their only source of enjoyment is hating on the world's greatest nation. The most common symptoms include flexing irrelevant geographic information that no one cares about, flexing free healthcare that comes with a tax rate four times that of the average American, and flexing colonial wealth from Africans' backs (Françafrique).

European: whats the capital, coat of arms, head of state and date of formation of Montenegro?
American: Who tf cares?
European: Bro you stupid American schools suck, smh
American: You got American Derangement Syndrome

by aussiewhowantstobeamerican August 8, 2021

American railroad

The act of glueing your ass to another mans ass.
The participants will take turns to pass their shit to each other, thus creating a sort of exchange mechanism.

Bro i can't talk right now, i'm in an american railroad with Jamal.

by RpM_Ozzy December 18, 2025

American Torta

A overweight American who steals food in the middle of the night, snatches food from little kids, and throws trantum when they don’t get their way.

Autumn is an American Torta! She stole my mints!

by Businessmanink October 23, 2025

context americans

Those people that see a crime or horrific act being committed but instead of condemning it immediately and outright, ask for "context"

Girl: puts dog in dryer for laughs on TikTok

Context Americans: "Context?"

by Jaketard April 14, 2023

The American Fist

* When you fist a girl so hard and so deep it causes her to pass-out.

* Shove it loud, and shove it proud.

I really should have token my girlfriend to the hospital after I gave her The American Fist.

by Casey Friedalnd April 6, 2008