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Talking about snails

When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.
"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"
by snailtime September 29, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Right Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025
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Talk to the Judge

Take a dump. My Navajo grandma would use this expression.
by Mike Boneman December 24, 2022
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Butt talk

The action of separating and closing ones butt cheeks while talking. Giving the allusion that the butt is speaking.
Dude! Last night I made Barbara's butt talk!
by TheMagicTy February 28, 2016
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Talk to the Wookie

Euphemism for cunnilingus, especially in Nordic countries
My tongue is sore, girlfriend had me talk to the wookie all last night. Girlfriend is happy though.
by Masakatsu47 September 22, 2020
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Talking Parrot Phenomenon

The sudden inexplicable inability to demonstrate an action to an audience specifically summoned to view said action.

This phenomenon receives its name from the premise of a pet "talking" parrot who is suddenly silent when guests are invited to see it "talk." "I swear!," says the owner, "He says all kinds of stuff! He says 'hello', he says our names! Really! I don't know why he won't do it now...." while the guests nod and say, "Suuure, he talks. We totally believe you."
EXAMPLE:

You "Every time I try to load this page I get a weird error message. I restarted and everything. Come in here and look at this."

IT Employee: "OK, show me what it's doing."

You: Repeat action that has resulted in a error 17 times in a row. Page now loads no problem. "I swear, it was giving me an error every single time before you were standing here. Talking Parrot Phenomenon, right there."

IT Employee: Gives you skeptical eye.
by Death & Taxes April 10, 2013
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Cracker talk

A white man whose speech is heavily slurred and not comprehensible because of being under the influence of drugs like alcohol or meth.
"Damn! Look at this meth head doing the cracker talk! His tongue is all over the place when he tries to speak! Lets leave.
by Omi777 May 8, 2024
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