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Enjoy The Smoothness My Friend 

To become one with the smoothness
bartholomew: *becomes smoothness god*
jack: holy fucking shit
bartholomew: *gives jack smoothie* enjoy the smoothness my friend

I’m Smooth 

Do you want to go to the movies?”
“I’m smooth”
I’m Smooth by Arielsmitty November 7, 2023

Sade's Smooth Operator Is The Spartan Prayer. 

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Person 343: Sade's Smooth Operator Is The Spartan Prayer.

Sade's Smooth Operator Song Is The Frequency Auditor 《¤》.

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Person 343: Sade's Smooth Operator Song Is The Frequency Auditor 《¤》.

The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.
Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!

Kentucky banana smoothie

A sexual act involving putting bananas up a girl ass then she gives you a blowjob and you cumming in her mouth. Turning her into a banana smoothie
I knew my girlfriend was a freak when she asked for Kentucky banana smoothie in the bedroom.