Slap ass day

On august 29 of every year you must slap a girls ass to celebrate the holidays!

Hey it’s national slap ass day!

by BhadBhaby August 28, 2018

airborne cum slap

when a girl decides that she is not going to swallow when you pull out of her mouth to blow your load you shoot it up in mid air next to her face then while it is still airborne you in one motion slap the cum flying through the air and her face.

"dude... i totally airborne cum slapped your mom cause she wouldnt swallow my load. it was hard to do but i caught all my cum in mid air and slapped that bitch so hard across the face."

"but dude my mom swallows..."

"she didnt for me this time so i gave her an airborne cum slap"

by the dgaf king May 26, 2009

Colombian mud slap

The act of scoping sex juices from a females ass and slapping her across her face with it.

That bitch was so skanky she begged Hantzel to give her the Colombian mud slap.

by Schellas. J Cox. Novz January 3, 2009

mustard dick slap

When you squirt mustard (peanut butter works too) on your erect dick (flaccid works too) and come down on the fore head or cheek of your passed out brosky. Before, during, and after the event, you and your awake broskies must chant "Mustard DICK slap! Mustard DICK slap!" and record it with a phone or some shit like that.

Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap!"
(SLAP)
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap!"
Victim: "What the FUCK!!!"
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap..."

by Jako Kot February 11, 2008

Slapped in the Face with a Turd

A facial expression exhibiting shock or surprise mixed with disgust.

When Jim saw his sister getting tag teamed by his roommates, he looked like he'd been slapped in the face with a turd.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

verbal bitch slap

to talk about someone so bad its like a slap in the face only with words!

she is such a fat ass OH I JUST VERBAL BITCH SLAPED HER!

by Erina January 24, 2007

The Dap-Slap Dilemma

Stems from the uncertainty of whether a friend or acquaintence is going to greet you with a dap (first pound), or slap (hand slap), at the beginning or end of an encounter. This could get extremley awkward, as a situation may arise where Person A is preparing for a Dap and Person B is preparing for a slap. This causes each party to change hand positions. The split second before a greeting or goodbye, Person 1 may prepare to greet Person 2 with an open first, while Person 2 prepares to greet Person 1 with a closed fist. Instead of just one person switching positions to allow for an agreeable handshake, each person switchs, and the cycle continues. The longer it goes on, the more awkward it is.

"Dude, I saw Jim at the bar tonight and we fell victim to The Dap-Slap Dilemma". It lasted for about 2 minutes. It was SO AWKWARD!"

The Dap Slap Dilemma necessitates the need to call out what type of handshake you are going to perform before you greet or say goodbye to someone.

by wbkksfyj343 June 16, 2009