sam

The most clapped mother-fucker you will ever meet. usually works at coca-cola and doesn't shut up about it...
about 4'11 and has a VERY small 'weenie' (Johnson, 2022).

Also, a pretty cool guy... likes old people.

sam: Hi my names sam, I work at coca-cola
person 1: oh nice!
person 2: YOU TELL EVERYONE ! SHUT UP

by smhdk October 23, 2022

SAM

the best guy ever he has nice hair

Nice voice and a funny Paul your lucky to have a Sam

So nice hair probs a sam

by THE GREAT SNOW SAMY June 22, 2019

Top gun sam

Top gun sam is the kind of guy who'll be famous in like 10 years. pulls everyone and their cousin, and is probably one of the coolest dudes you'll ever meet. he gives great advise but seems a little bit sad under the surface. and he has a MASSIVE HORSE COCK

"why do i feel so horny? oh, it must be top gun sam"

by pissgargler07 December 16, 2022

SAM

SAM is a very good name.

These are the people who love only one girl all their life. love is everything to them
everyone cheats
Whether it's a friend or someone they like

Their heart is very clean.

SAM is a very good name.

These are the people who love only one girl all their life. love is everything to them
everyone cheats
Whether it's a friend or someone they like

Their heart is very clean.

by NANDINI SINGH November 24, 2021

Code of the Sam's

Sam's always help each other it's what they do.

Hey could you help me move this couch?

Why would I do that?

The Code of the Sam's! We're both named Sam! It's what we do!

by /H July 30, 2021

Sam O' Nellalike

When your too good of a teacher.

My Historyteacher is so Sam O' Nellalike. Everyone understands and loves his class.

by Cheesepuffling July 29, 2024

Sam

Sam is just a in a constant state of depression and regretting past life decisions. He also has a small pp.

Sam is sad.

by Hellsbestdemon July 26, 2020