person 1: it's 11:30, but i have to shower and leave at 12
person 2: as long as you finish by 11:50, you should be riding on time
person 2: as long as you finish by 11:50, you should be riding on time
by Defl August 20, 2021

someone who has no business riding a bicycle. Or even walking next to one. Watching them attempt to do so falls somewhere between a child's first try on two wheels or your 83 year old grandmother who happens to have Parkinson's disease ride a bicycle. Similar to the term "pushing mongo" often used to describe a skateboarder who pushes with the wrong foot.
Check out dude riding longo!!! He nearly got hit by that car then ran straight into the bus stop! Ha! Awesome. Idiot...
by gutteryuck15 March 28, 2015

Slang for marturbation. I myself am not quite sure how it works to "ride oneself" but apparently (according to the male population) it has connotations of a sexual nature
by OperaSinger9PM August 7, 2016

A Large Tractor-Trailer Truck (semi) Usually a peterbilt, kenworth, western star, or any semi with a longer than average wheelbase.
by Bay Area Mobster February 28, 2012

A fetish type activity, where two people place a toilet paper roll tube between their assholes, and then one person shits into the other person.
"Man, I met this dude named Tom the other night at the bar, and we snuck into the bathroom. He let me do a flume ride on him!" - Dandy Randy W.
by Dandy Randy W. June 12, 2024

Ride Leasing Ltd is by far the best car leasing company in the U.K! You want a car? They have them all! BMW? They have them! Tesla? They have them! Audi? They have them! Mercedes-Benz? They have them! Porsche? Of course, they have them!
by morgzzzzzzzzzzz November 25, 2021

PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.
"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
by Ten Forward September 14, 2015
