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Post

Noun: A proverbial term, often used to refer to one who was cool at a prior point in time but is now wholly lame

Noun: One who often utilizes the phrase "I can't I have work tomorrow" to avoid basic responsibilities to friends

Noun: A male that used to enjoy bars, "stoges," "raging faist" and even had a designated song to play while "shotgunning" but now said male enjoys life's simpler pleasures, such as using the phrase " I can't I have to go to work"
EX 1:
That Will guy is such a post, don't you think?

Without a doubt! I know it, he knows it, everyone knows it, trust me folks he's a post.

Ex 2:
Hey Will what's going on? Do you want to drink beer?

"No I have to work tomorrow"
by It dfntly is like shes into it November 24, 2016
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Post Revue Depression

A clinically recognised form of depression whereby medical students involved in the cast and crew of a med revue steep into a deep state of depression after the show's completion
Matt hasn't stopped crying all week, he must have some serious post revue depression aka PRD
by P2theAT August 22, 2014
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Pot Post

Posting a FB note while "High as all Fuck" on how good your edibles and related 420 friendly materials are that you recently digested, then coming across the post 2 days later and saying "Wow! Who Posted That?!?"
"Wow that 'Pot Post' I just came across on my FB page from the other day confirms my view on how Dope that Synthesis Shit was....as I don't remember 'Fuck!' about posting it! Man....was I Burnt!!"
by Ohsider October 14, 2014
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Post zip drip

No matter how many times you shake your penis when you put it away and zip up the last drip comes out leaving a wet crotch stain mark.
Matlock: Elton what happened to you? What’s with the water on your pants?

Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.
by highyieldjoe July 18, 2023
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Something urban dictionary tells you when you make a new word.
You should probably follow it
Guy: I doxxed a guy!
Urban Dictionary : well, uh, Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.
by WhyIsSamExistent October 20, 2024
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post salt clarity

Person 1: God I don't want to deal with this.
*3 hours later*
Person 1: Oh that was probably really easy. Stupid post salt clarity.
by logan2611 July 28, 2021
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Post shower energy

A surge of energy when you get out of the shower
I got this post shower energy flowing through me
by The energy guy December 30, 2019
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