When your friend is getting a lap dance at the strip club and you keep leaning over to watch the girl dance.
Hey Dude quit being cheap and lap jacking my dance. Get you own damn girl!
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Dude I have no money right now, I'm just gonna lap jack your dances tonight.
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Dude I have no money right now, I'm just gonna lap jack your dances tonight.
by Pigg157 March 16, 2008
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by Chris and Jack September 14, 2018
Get the Chris and Jack mug.verb - a very difficult to perform sex maneuver that involves doing jumping jacks while squat thrusting on the dick
We got bored with the pile driver and went straight to the squatter jacks...wait...why am I telling you about this?
by Brian F from Tampa May 7, 2007
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The name of a white child who is born by a child of the 'Knauf' family and some white girl. This kid will be the Jesus of all kids in his age group, and largely known through the United States and Canada. Also known as, masturbating like a jack hammer onto your girlfriend.
The name of a white child who is born by a child of the 'Knauf' family and some white girl. This kid will be the Jesus of all kids in his age group, and largely known through the United States and Canada. Also known as, masturbating like a jack hammer onto your girlfriend.
Chuck Norris - Dude, do you see that kid?
Britney Spears - Who, Jack Knauf?
Billy Mays - Yeah, he's awesome.
Britney Spears - I know.
Britney Spears - Who, Jack Knauf?
Billy Mays - Yeah, he's awesome.
Britney Spears - I know.
by bfont May 11, 2009
Get the Jack Knauf mug.Another word for masturbating, jacking off, etc. Rhymes with racquetball so your friends think it's a real sport.
Yeah dude ill be over in like 20 minutes, i gotta play some jack it ball first.
I need to shower, I just played an intense game of jack it ball with myself.
I need to shower, I just played an intense game of jack it ball with myself.
by davebyall January 20, 2008
Get the jack it ball mug.Sara: "Lily, weren't you just talking to Chris a few minutes ago?"
Lily: "Yeah, why?"
Sara: "Well, Gina is over there with him now. I bet she's guy-jacking you!"
Lily: "Yeah, why?"
Sara: "Well, Gina is over there with him now. I bet she's guy-jacking you!"
by LilyBelle September 15, 2007
Get the guy-jacking mug.A man, usually one who is rather socially inept, whose only sexual activity is pleasuring himself to Internet porn, gay or straight, thereby coining the term, "e-jack."
Bob is so inexperienced and horny, so he just sits in front of his computer every night e-jacking to every well-endowed muscle man he can find. He needs to get a life!
by Angie Keekleman June 6, 2007
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