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Jack Knauf

-noun (jack-in-auf)
The name of a white child who is born by a child of the 'Knauf' family and some white girl. This kid will be the Jesus of all kids in his age group, and largely known through the United States and Canada. Also known as, masturbating like a jack hammer onto your girlfriend.
Chuck Norris - Dude, do you see that kid?
Britney Spears - Who, Jack Knauf?
Billy Mays - Yeah, he's awesome.
Britney Spears - I know.
by bfont May 11, 2009
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Jack Street

An area that is inhabited by the assclown.
Whack Person: Yo guys, I wanna go G-Stepping!!!

Crowd: ...Shut the fudge up you assclown.
by Bad Boy KIllaz April 12, 2005
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Jack Jumbo

Pronounced: "Yack Yumbo"

Ordering a burger from Jack in the Box (Fast Food Restaurant on the West Coast) that is not listed on their menu. It is basically a Jumbo Jack and a taco. The taco is inserted in the Jumbo Jack for an extremely flavorful crunch. It is favorite treat, that originated in Los Angeles County in 1992.
"I am really hungry and only have $2, its time for a Jack Jumbo!"
by O.M.A.R. November 11, 2008
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squatter jacks

verb - a very difficult to perform sex maneuver that involves doing jumping jacks while squat thrusting on the dick
We got bored with the pile driver and went straight to the squatter jacks...wait...why am I telling you about this?
by Brian F from Tampa May 7, 2007
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e-jack

A man, usually one who is rather socially inept, whose only sexual activity is pleasuring himself to Internet porn, gay or straight, thereby coining the term, "e-jack."
Bob is so inexperienced and horny, so he just sits in front of his computer every night e-jacking to every well-endowed muscle man he can find. He needs to get a life!
by Angie Keekleman June 6, 2007
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jack it ball

Another word for masturbating, jacking off, etc. Rhymes with racquetball so your friends think it's a real sport.
Yeah dude ill be over in like 20 minutes, i gotta play some jack it ball first.

I need to shower, I just played an intense game of jack it ball with myself.
by davebyall January 20, 2008
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guy-jacking

the act of a friend moving in on a guy in which you have interest.
Sara: "Lily, weren't you just talking to Chris a few minutes ago?"

Lily: "Yeah, why?"

Sara: "Well, Gina is over there with him now. I bet she's guy-jacking you!"
by LilyBelle September 15, 2007
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