Cock Block By Da Big Mitch

A swift and brutal blow to ones relationship on the bus driven by only anger found deep deep down in ones inner demons. One is taken from there lover and repurposed never to hold or kiss again. This can sometimes cause a man to take action into their own hands but only to be further punished by the Big Mitch.
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pop blocked

when you're watching or reading something sexually stimulating on your computer and then a pop up suddenly appears and blocks your vision on the screen.
Guy 1: man i was fapping to this video and just when i was near my limit a pop up suddenly appeared!

ending up blowing to some "free iphones"

Guy 2: lol you got pop blocked so hard.
by AxelD September 24, 2011
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cop-blocked

a result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making police relations possible ( by accident or on purpose ) with a member of the police force of the same or opposite sex.
The sheriff made it impossible for a citizen to report a crime because he told his deputies to not pay attention to no parking signs for his friends. He cop-blocked me.
by all american boy June 07, 2012
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hit yo block like ping pong

To hit sumone block to fuck they hynas
Man fuck ya doin
just hit yo block like ping pong. u got a problem ehse?
by real ass foo February 07, 2021
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TGIF blocked

When a colleague schedules a meeting anytime after 2pm on a Friday.
My boss TGIF blocked me so I couldn't run errands this afternoon.
by Bapumule September 24, 2011
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Clock Blocked

When you go into work early to finish a project and your boss tells you that you cannot clock in at that time.
Bob: Dude I went into work early so I could finish up that proposal for the new division of accounting but my boss wouldn't let me clock in.

Stu: Man that sucks, you totally got clock blocked
by Gomer B. December 13, 2011
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