there will be three hits in the fight

Me hitting you, you hitting the ground and the ambulance hitting 90 on the motorway.

Created by Lendawg circa 2007.

There will be three hits in the fight;

Me hitting you, you hitting the ground and the ambulance hitting 90 on the motorway.

by LendawgTheGoat September 09, 2023

Near hit

Similar to a near miss, used in a mocking sense.

Hey there J-man, nice near hit!

by Sneedonym February 19, 2023

American hit-or-pitch

A sport very similar to baseball. American hit-or-pitch borrowed the concept of offensive only and defensive only players from football, but limited the switch to only one position.

The offensive only player is called the "Designated Hitter." Generally the pitcher is the defensive only player (hence the name hit-or-pitch.

The professional American hit-or-pitch league is called the American League.

Managers don't pinch hit as frequently in American hit-or-pitch as they do in baseball.

by KramerKnowsEverything June 30, 2014

paper hit

The first hit off a joint is usually a paper hit unless the joint is packed full.

Man that first paper hit really made me cough but the second hit was great.

by jimmybomm January 28, 2021

hitting the circuit

Going for a drive with the exclusive intent of hitting several drive thru fast food restaurants, usually 3 or more.

'hey bruh, after this fat J we should be hitting the circuit'

by The Patman February 21, 2021

hit-it-from-the-back

I cry into your arms while you play with my hair and tell me you’re proud of me.

“I hit-it-from-the-back last night bro, that shit was epic.”

by quesaritosupreme February 23, 2024

Steve Hit

The last few hits of a bowl of weed.

I’ll load another bowl after you smoke the Steve Hits out of it.

by screamingmeme32 December 10, 2024