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do you have a brain dislocation

Used when someone says or does something very stupid
Person 1:Iphone 6 is worth more than the new samsung!
Person 2:Do you have a brain dislocation?
by Darkestalone November 27, 2022
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I want to have fuck with you

This phrase is specifically when you wake up with no memories of anything so you go up to a woman and try to seduce her
Suggestion - Challenging 12 Try *The Expression* on her - let her know you want her. Physically.

CHECK FAILURE

SUGGESTION Challenging: Failure — The words have already left your mouth...

"I want to have fuck with you."
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After asking questions for study guides, “do we have any questions? We never do.”
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What have you

"for a binder try soup, gravy, cream, or what have you"
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Should have done it instead

Hym "I think you mean to say 'SHOULD HAVE DONE IT INSTEAD' AND CAN'T DO IT RETROACTIVELY NOW BECAUSE YOU YOU STUPID SHIT. WHY WOULD ANYONE SEEK YOU OUT FOR ANY REASON? WHATSOEVER? THAT is what YOU don't want to have to admit. That I should have done it INSTEAD of you. YES. That. That is clearly what you meant to say. 'Not would have if I could.' You COULDN'T have without me and now I get nothing. Hollow consolation and empty fucking gratitude."
by Hym Iam December 7, 2025
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I have to wake up early

When you are with your buddies and someone responses “I have to wake up early” to the question “you want another beer?” They are being a little bitch
Hey Chima want another beer?

Nah I have to wake up early tomorrow.

Stop being a little bitch man.
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..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
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